"But I know you're not crying because you don't have a heart. You're not capable of caring enough to cry."- Zoey Redbird. Chosen.

HOEDOWN THROWDOWN LYRICS

Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap

Try It With Me Here We Go
Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap (Whoa, Whoa)
That's Right
Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap Boom De Clap De Clap (Whoa, Whoa)

1, 2, 3 Everybody Come On, Off Your Seats
I Gonna Tell You, About A Beat, That's Gonna Make You Move Your Feet
I'll Give The Bar-B-Q, Show and Tell You How To Move
If your 5 or 82 This Is Something You Can Do (Whoa, Whoa)
Pop It, Lock It, Polka-Dot-It
Countrify,Hip-Hop it
Put Your Hawk In The Sky, Move Side To Side
Jump To The Left, Stick It, Glide
Zig, Zag 'cross The Floor, Shuffle in Diagonal
When The Drum Hits, Hands On Your Hips
One Foot In, 180 Twist
And Then,
Zig Zag, Step, Slide, Lean In Left, Clap 3 Times
Shake It Out, Head To Toe
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll

We Get To 4, 5, 6 And Your Feeling Busted
But It's Not Time To Quit, Practice Makes You Perfect (Whoa, Whoa)
Pop It, Lock It, Polka-Dot-It (Whoa, Whoa)
Countrify, Then Hip-Hop it (Yeah, Yeah)
Put Your Hawk In The Sky, Move Side To Side (Hey, Hey)
Jump To The Left, Stick It, Glide
Zig, Zag 'cross The Floor, Shuffle in Diagonal
When The Drum Hits, Hands On Your Hips
One Foot In, 180 Twist
And Then A, Zig Zag, Step, Slide, Lean In Left, Clap 3 Times
Shake It Out, Head To Toe
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll

Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap, Come On Here We Go
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap De Clap
Boom Boom Clap, Boom De Clap De Clap
Pop It, Lock It, Polka-Dot-It (Whoa, Whoa)
Countrify, Hip-Hop It (Yeah, Yeah)
Put Your Hawk In The Sky, Move Side To Side (Hey, Hey)
Jump To The Left, Stick It, Glide
Zig, Zag 'cross The Floor, Shuffle in Diagonal
When The Drum Hits, Hands On Your Hips
One Foot In, 180 Twist
And Then a,
Zig Zag, Step, Slide, Lean In Left, Clap 3 Times
Shake It Out, Head To Toe
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll

Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll

Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Do The Hoedown (Throw down)
Throw It All Together, That's How We Roll

Boom De Clap, Boom Boom Clap, Boom Boom De
Boom Boom De Clap Boom Boom De Clap, Clap
Boom Day Clap, Boom Boom Clap
Throw It All Together That's how we Roll......

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.



FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" and/or would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We messed up!”



FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.



FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MUM and Grandpa, GRAMPS



FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.



FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.



FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."



FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...



FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you



FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walks right in and says "I'M HOME."



FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.



FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. (Or afterlife. Sorry, couldn’t resist butting in… I’ll go away now…)



FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!”



FRIENDS: Would read, and then ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this sh*t!

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This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.


Yeah! Random sparkly vampires! (Whoo!)

If you ever put glitter on your skin then went into the sunlight and shouted "LOOK I'M A VAMPIRE!!" copy this to your profile. ( I did this with another friend when we were going to a twilight party. ((Also this said 'Party' was lamer then HELL)) We used all of this sparkly powder stuff my aunt gave me and we walked in the door. She shouted I AM A VAMPIRE! I shouted "Look I told you. I AM ALICE BITCHES!"

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. (Hell yeah!)

If you think Stephanie Meyer is one of the best writers in existence, copy this into your profile.

If you think that the Twilight series will rule the universe, copy this into your profile. (*bows down and worships bookcase*)

If you think that Bella and Edward were meant to be together, copy this into your profile! (Well no duh genius, you figure that out all by yourself?)

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile (Well, I'm more of a freak, but you get my drift…)

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this into your profile. (I pity you poor people who have to suffer it… It sucks when I'm halfway through reading a story, and then there’s an author’s note saying they’re stopping ‘cos they have writer’s block…)

If you believe your own JASPER WHITLOCK HALE is out there somewhere, copy and paste this into your bio!!! (Read Dream On)

Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs (except JASPER WHITLOCK HALE of course!!!)

I don't obsess, I think intensely! (Haha, LOVE that one!)

If you've ever fallen down the stairs/tripped and laughed because it was something Bella would do, then you cried cause' Edward wasn't there to catch you copy and paste this into your profile. (Well, I just cried ‘cos no-one cared enough to catch me, and it HURT!!!)

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with any or all of the Cullens, but you don't really care because you don't want to heal quite frankly, post this. (I LOVE YOU JASPER!!!)

If you have Twilight/New Moon/ Eclipse/Breaking Dawn memorized, post this. (You wanna hear me recite ‘em?)

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!! (I LOVE THESE THINGS!!!)

If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! ((It was the marshmallows!!!)<-- the person i stole this one says that but i think it was really the dust bunnies under my bed!)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :-D >:-/ XD

If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy this into your profile. (You know, for someone who is supposed to be smart, I'm surprisingly thick…)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile. (Or banged your head where there’s a WATCH YOUR HEAD sign…)

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (It would have to be High School Musical wouldn’t it? Bop bop bop, FLOP LIKE A MOP!!!)

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your bio! (Seriously, THE SHELF HATES ME!!! I bang my head on it at least once a day!!!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. (Whoo! Go me!)

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! (Yes, I wear fur… BUT ONLY FAKE FUR!!! People, you can get lovely, soft and totally realistic fake fur, and you KNOW it won’t have fleas or other icky things in it, so why do we need to kill innocent rabbits and things just so we can have ‘fashionable’ clothes. Stop the cruelty!!! Would you kill a werewolf for his pelt?!?!?)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... (I NEVER have anything to do!)

If you love reading Twilight fan fiction copy and past this to your profile. (I’ve read so much I can barely remember what happened in the real series and what was just fabbydabbydoodah fan fiction.)

If you loved Harry Potter at first but once you read Twilight you fell in love with JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy and past this to your profile. ((Actually, I always had a bit of a thing for the Weasley twins…) Haha origional (sp.) person and I have TWO fights now cause fred is mine! mine mine mine mine!

If you spend your free time making your own Twilight 'if you evers' and 'you know your obsessed when' then copy and past this to your profile. (*twitch twitch* I'm not obsessed…)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile (WHOO!!! GO MADNESS!!!)

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself post this in your profile. (All the time… Lalalalalaaaaaaaaa!)

If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (I sobbed so hard, I couldn’t bear to read the rest of it for a couple of hours!)

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! (Now bow down and worship my craziness!!!)

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile! (My mum is considering banning the books and the internet… *twitch twitch*)

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (I HATE TREES!!! WHY MUST THEY STEP OUT IN FRONT OF MY PATH?!?!? Once i rode my bike into a wooden pole, than i fell down into someone's ROSE garden. Even worse it was on samhain so literly NO ONE was home. I had to drag my bike an me covered in blood and scratches to wait for my mum to get off of work. I got to like the wounds clean after i actually cleaned them but ow!)

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who don’t give a SHIT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (Whoo! *bounces off walls*)

If you think that Twilight is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile. (And everyone else on the planet…)

If you've reread Twilight over four times...copy and paste this onto your profile. (FIVE and counting!!!)

If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (It’s always putting the CAPSLOCK on, I’ve no idea why, but I can totally sympathise with charmingal, who I stole most of this off)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Oh, wait damn, I can’t claim that… Well, I haven’t died yet this year…)

If you regret you have a soul because Edward thinks vampires don't have souls and you want to be a vampire, copy and paste this in your profile. (Although, I think everyone has a soul… IF THEY WANT ONE!!!)

If you wanna see something cool click alt+F4 (Haha, that’s so cool! And I betcha fell for it too huh?)

If you fell for that I laugh at you. (So do I charmingal, so do I…)

If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. (Halie or is it Hayley, or maybe it's Hailey)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell yeah! I hate fish. But I LOVE tuna.)

If you believe that you have way to many copy and paste articles on your profile, copy and paste this into your profile (Well, now I do!)

Some people don't like random people. If you feel like hitting those people in the head and telling them their wrong, paste this into your profile. (I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!! Ooh, look SHINY!!!)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (No, people KNOW I'm mentally insane. They’re just too polite, or too scared, to comment on it)

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (I spend my entire life reading/writing/wishing I could be reading/writing…)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (SHUT UP EMMET!!!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (I know I'm in my own world, it’s ok, they know me here.)

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile (Worse – I was eating the crappy chicken nuggets they have at our school and i was putting ketsup on and i missed and It landed on my crotch. than I tried to rub it off and I looked like i had gotten my period. This was two years BEFORE i got my period. This was in 6th grade people! I got mine before my birthday! In 7TH!)

If you ever laughed at something, and inhaled cheese, copy this into your profile. (Well, not cheese… I hate cheese… If someone makes me laugh when I'm drinking coke, it comes out my nose.

If people mistake you for a vampire (*cough cough* or you are one *cough cough*)...copy and paste this onto your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Have you seen it?)

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door ((Haha, or a revolving gate… My brother was swinging on one, so I tried to slam it into the hinge, but he fell off and hit a wall…) Haha same thing here CHARMINGAL!

I ran with scissors, and lived! (Haha, I LOVE running with scissors!)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder (I say that all the time, people hate me for it…)

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile (I AM NOW! *evil laugh*)

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! (I HATE it when people say that! It goes right under: ‘You just wanna have your cake and eat it too!’ WHAT ELSE IS THE POINT OF CAKE PEOPLE?!?!?)

If when ever you see the name Edward or anything close to Edward you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (I had a squealing fit in the middle of 0 period cause the chick who owned my folder before me's name was Esme C. ( Yes I know what your thinking Robyn.) But it happened again at the feast of lanterns when I met a dude named Emmet C. Sadly neither were vamps.)

If when ever you see the name Cullen or anything close to Cullen you start giggling uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. ((Didn’t we just talk about this? I have a fit if someone says Volvo, and I nearly passed out when I found out there were lambs in the field behind the campsite! (I went out that evening and named every last one Bella, or variations on the same))<- Just kill me now I've done the SAME EXACT THING! But i named one snicker)

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. (Meh, pessimism is more fun when it comes to people you like though.)

If you don’t get everything you want, think of the things you don’t get that you don’t want. (Makes sense people!)

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. (Sing people, always SING!)

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. (Then you’ll have a left.)

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" –Unknown (Love that quote!)

If every time at twilight you say 'It's twilight, it's the safest time for us' Copy this into your profile (Haha, my mum was tearing her hair out by the end of the month. Now, every time I see my sister, I say: “You’re awfully small to be so hugely irritating.”)

If whenever you see an apple you think of Twilight copy this into you profile. (Or a red flower & New Moon, or a red ribbon and Eclipse (My favourite teddy’s ribbon is red. I keep him with me always) or a chess board and Breaking Dawn)

When I'm a mother, a long time from now, and my children asks why there is thunder..... I will not tell them god is bowling, but that vampires are playing baseball...... My children will be reassured because by then I will have taught them to love vampires. If you pledge to tell them this, copy this into your profile. (I PROMISE!!!)

If you walk around you house talking to your self about something that happened in one of the Twilight books Copy this into your profile (*looking in the mirror* Haha, I remember when Bella and Edward… Yeah, that’s exactly what I was going to say, how did you know? Oh yeah, you’re me!)

If when ever you are out in public and you hear something relating to Twilight you want to scream and squeal, but you don't 'cause you're in public, so you just get a goofy grin on your face. C&P (No, I just scream and squeal.)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile. (I haven’t slept in days…)

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I can never seem to spell the when I'm typing… Good thing I have spell checker huh?!?)

If you see any other name from the Twilight Series you start to giggle uncontrollably, copy and past this to your profile. (Haven’t we been over this before?)

If you think that all other vampire stories are 'fakes' after you've read Twilight C&P (*bows down and worships* I got into a fight with my mum because she said Jasper wasn’t a real vampire ‘cos he wasn’t scared of garlic, and he was sunbathing with me…)

If you think the Cullen's should have their own theme music, copy this to your Profile (Well, about that… Heheh…)

If you mistake pale people at your school as vampires, copy and past this to your profile. (No, but I keep accusing people of being werewolves.)

If you are making up your own Twilight "If You"s then copy and past this to your profile. (Does putting brackets at the end of each one count?)

If whilst reading Twilight you grabbed a dictionary and looked up the word Ostentatious and now you use it in every sentence even if it doesn't sense. (Well, I already knew what it meant… I'm so ostentatious, they call me the Human Dictionary, which is, you know, ostentatious.)

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character JASPER!!! from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. (Why does everyone love Edward so much?)

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of JASPER WHITLOCK HALE!!! copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (Denise Hedlind, I'm looking at you here…)

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (Well, how was I to know it wasn’t a random stranger? I’d just had my hair cut! And styled. And I was wearing a dress, which is totally out of character for me. I’d never have done it if I wasn’t so outrageously loyal.)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, tripped over air, or pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile (At least once a day. I trip on the stairs more often if I'm on the phone, as April and Angela will tell you. (My toe STILL hurts!!!))

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (Whoo! That makes very little sense, but whoo!)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. (OW! My eye!)

92% of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your arse off. (Who really are Abercrombie and Fitch? But I'm laughing now, so…)

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Sorry, what were we talking about again?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (See above…)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. ((Again, at least once a day. For example: when we were in a cheese factory in Cheddar, and I asked if they made the cheese on the premises… We were watching a demonstration at the time…) Okay we were at a jelly belly factory on fresno walking around watching them make jelly beans and i asked " do you make snicker bars here? Wait where the hell am i?")

If you like corn, copy and paste this into your profile. (What type of corn are we talking ‘bout here? ‘Cos I love sweet corn…)

If you think I am completely insane and need mental help copy and paste this into your profile. If you know I am insane and need mental help, then welcome to the asylum!

If you are completely and so utterly obsessed with Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and BREAKING DAWN!!! you just want to take over the world and take the rights to the book, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WILL OWN THEM ONE DAY!!! I WILL OWN JASPER!!!)

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hell girl, he’s good looking, rich, he loves you, and most of all… HE KNOWS JASPER!!! SNAP HIM UP QUICK!!! I may love Jazzy-Jazzy-Jasper, followed by pretty much every other male vampire in the book, and some of the females, more than Edward, but I’d take him it if was a choice between him and oh, I don’t know… Jacob?)

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile. (Haha, not very bright… But still, IT WAS SHINY!!!)

If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool, copy this into your profile. (*shivers* It was a river, but what the Hell, it’s water isn’t it?)

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile.(But rock still beats EVERYTHING!)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. (And the chair had a back… How retarded am I?)

AV is Addicted to Vampires. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (I LOVE YOU JASPER!!!)

ADD is Automatic Death Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Is that where you constantly try to kill yourself, you constantly wish you were dead or you collapse and say: ‘I'm dying!’ If someone tells you something you don’t want to hear, don’t want to do, or are really excited about…? ‘Cos I have all three…)

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. If you have this, copy this into your profile. (Seriously, one day my hyper-activity is gonna get me killed. I’ve already been threatened by Somerset-ian farmers ‘cos I was yelling at their cows. But it wasn’t my fault, the cows were stalking me! The second I went to bed, they came right up to the fence and started mooing real loud, and then when I woke up the next morning, they were on the opposite side of the field, just giving me evils! Considering I went to bed and got up at different times every day, you gotta admit that’s creepy!)

If you have ever been dazzled by a horrifically perfect vampire *cough* JASPER!!! *cough*, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been dragged around the shops for hours on end by your best friend, copy this into your profile. (Not that I'm complaining or anything, I LOVE SHOPPING!!!)

If you have ever threatened to go to Italy because someone won’t do something (i.e.: April/Angela/MUM/Various other people not letting me have Jasper, chocolate sauce and bananas all at once… They have such perverted minds! I wanted a banana split, but my ice cream was melting, I had no bananas, and a banana split is not a banana split without chocolate sauce.) COPY AND PASTE MY SWEET, COPY AND PASTE!!!

If you have ever fainted because someone made you forget to breathe, copy this into your profile. (I was really angry. Go figure)

If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile. (Well, personally, I don’t think you can count swaying on the spot as dancing, so…)

And…if you have ever been kidnapped and nearly eaten by evil flying squirrels before your vampire boyfriend saved you, then you found a flamethrower and vanquished the squirrels shouting “Die, squirrel beasts, die!”, copy this into your profile. (Nope, but it DID happen with my brother once… Or was that a dream…?)

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" (Three words: READ. DREAM. ON.)

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. (I LIKE BAGELS!!! I like them with tuna and peanut butter. But not all at once. Though that is an intriguing idea…)

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile. (OMC!!! I have 100!!! That is like… AWESOMENESS!!! *passes out, has heart attack and dies from excitement*)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (Consider. At the moment, I'm leaning more towards calling the twins Jasper and Carlisle/Jasper and Esme (WARNING! This is a JOKE people, I'm not really pregnant at 12 with twins))

You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done just that, copy this into your profile. (See? No red squiggly line! I’ve added Volturi, La Push and Quileute too! I even have Quileute on auto-correct!)

If you noticed that the Kim Possible movie, So the Drama, has the initials, STD, which also stands for Sexually Transmitted Disease, and find that very creepy, copy this into your profile. (And you people wonder why I don’t like Disney anymore…)

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. (Hang on… *hums* Abcdefg… Twinkle twinkle little star… OMC!!! THEY DO!!! I NEVER KNEW!!! AND THAT RHYMES!!!)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. (Well, I had just gotten the joke from the last scene…)

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. (Huh, sorry, what were you saying?)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. (Hi! Did you know that…? Umm… Err… BYE!)

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele (No, really, if I didn’t have spell checker I’d be SCREWED!!!)

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Whoops, sorry sleeping people at really big sleepover i had when i was 9…)

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. (All my friends are insane. They have to be to want to hang out with me!)

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile. (Hey, wait, it’s cool to be insane, crazy and/or random now?!?!? WTF?!?!? Then how come hardly anyone worships me?)

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (Nope, Jasper’s been right next to me the whole time… He never left. *Jasper nods sagely*)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. (Yeah! Stupid obnoxious snobby people! *goes off to do some obnoxiously snobby and ostentatious things…*)

If you have ever stalked a teacher copy to profile. ((We followed her around the entire school, and watched her eat her lunch… She’d pissed us off, but I can’t quite remember why now… And, I might just go harass my form tutor/librarian – she lives in the next house over, and she didn't get ANY of Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse for the school library, can you believe it?) Is it just me or do many of our life expereances the same?

If you think one of your teachers talks about herself way to much and gives to much homework copy this on to your profile. (My math teacher does this all the time hmmmm..)

If your friends are vampires and you are ok with it copy and paste this on your profile. (I love you too Jasper.)

If you have ever gone mad because you couldn't read a Twilight book or get on Twilight Archives copy and paste this onto your profile. (*sobs* *throws pillows at laptop*)

If you think that everyone who has no life due to loving Twilight or any book in the series has the best outlook on life, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Yep, that’s me!)

If you are absolutely obsessed with vampires now that you have read Twilight and all the other books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Ooh! Something SPARKLY!!! Maybe it’s Jasper! *runs off after sparkly thing*)

If you are over-protective of your Twilight books and slap anyone across the nose if they even glance at those books, copy and paste this onto your profile. (DON’T TOUCH IT!!! I even made the guy in target let me do the whole zappy thing when I was buying Breaking Dawn, so I didn’t have to let go of it and it wasn’t contaminated too much)

If you like pie and want all the world to know it, copy and paste this onto your profile. (OMC! I LOVE PIE! I ALWAYS HAVE! I was the ORIGINAL person to say ‘I like pie’ It was like, my first complete sentence!)

If are in book club, you know that you have to read the story before you discuss it at your next meeting. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like to play with tape. (OMG!!! TAPE!!! I love sticky tape! I like to tie people up with it! Ooh, IDEA!!!)

If you ever were going to say something, forget what it was, then walk back to where the idea came to you and remembered what it was, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Back in a mo… *wanders off aimlessly…*)

If you’ve ever ran up a down escalator copy and paste this into your profile. (It was so much fun, and I didn’t even get told off for it, unlike that guy in the news… You know, the 80 year old… And I couldn't find the one going up one. I was 7 in a disney store in NYC. After i found the up one a bunch of other kids started doing it to.)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile. (ITCHY!!!)

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. (No, I like it more. I LURVE chocolate. And toffee. And nougat. Ooh, if you're ever in Somerset, in Cheddar Gorge, they have a shop which sells the most divine banana toffee and chocolate fish!)

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. (I used to think, if you’re looking in a mirror, can you see a different dimension? But then I took science, and that was the end of that theory.)

If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile (Well it was the day after he came home from the hospital and I was half awake when i saw him )

If you ever said a guy was hot and found out it was a girl copy to profile. (*wince*)

If you have ever ran from Fictional characters that are inside your head copy to profile (NO!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!)

If a friend of yours has eaten almost all of your triple chocolate chip brownies and then blamed it on forget-me-nots, copy and paste this into your profile (Not looking at anyone in particular…)

If you have ever said something and your friends won't let you live it down to this day copy to profile. (Cringe… *blushes* Well, how was I supposed to know it was… umm… a sexual term?!?)

If you ever got mad because they haven't created a Gamegirl copy to profile. (They are so freaking SEXIST!!! Aaaaahhhhh!!!)

If you have ever fallen down while playing Dance Dance Revolution copy to profile. (Yet another reason why I don’t dance…)

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. (Hi! I'm Rachel! No, that’s not right… Rebecca? Roberta? RYAN?!? Maybe it begins with an H…)

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (*twitch twitch* OMG, my dentist has the same first, middle and surname as my uncle, its CREEPY!!!)

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Support Lucky and the rest of WinniePony’s Leprechauns!!!)

“A good friend picks you up when you fall; a best friend picks you up and then trips you again.” (April, Alec… Don’t get any ideas…)

Damn pyschic pixie!!!

Ok, I LOVE babies. I ADORE them. I can't remember exactly where I got this though...

Edward's ego is through the roof...

Wow true. So so true

Hehehe. -_-

If anyone knows where I can find more Jasper stuff, I'd like to know. I WANT IT!!!

Right, I think that's all for now... Imma gonna go chase after something sparkly...

ISH HAS BEAN FORTOLD!
Just some random pics to make you lol

VERY LONG ANTI-PREP SECTION

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